Smile, you're on Bolshevik camera

Editor's note: This is what Bolsheviks do: Pay a photographer $200,000 a year to take images of themsleves as some sort of benefactor to society. It's like Lenin having his body preserved and displayed in a Red Square mausoleum so he could be revered and honored prior to it being removed. This story was unfortunately sourced from: A Celebrity Photographer Earns $200,000 Annually From Gavin Newsom's Office. The question about photographs then becomes: Is anything real anymore?

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨@GavinNewsom, the governor of the Golden State, has decided to take a page out of Hollywood's book and hire a celebrity photographer for a whopping $200,000 a year. 📸💰

That's right, folks! While California is drowning in a $73 billion deficit, Newsom is busy… pic.twitter.com/zLghwXPoXW

— Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD (@houmanhemmati) August 10, 2024

Growing archives for Newsom's California documenting the state's continued spiral downward:

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