The Key to Your "Freedom" Is a Shredder

Editor's note: Before you run off to get your Covid injection, consider for a moment your cell phone is fundamental to your own demise. The solution is simple. Choice is yours. We have made our decision: libraries and books over cell phones. After you drop your cell phone in a hydraulic shredder, go make someone happy. If you have forgotten how to do that, go see if there are any remaining books at the library on the subject.

For the more adventurous, try shooting your cell phone. This option will provide you with some practical shooting experience compared to just dropping your cell phone into a shredder. And for the discriminating experiencer who wants to have even more fun, try bringing up an image of Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab (or your favorite antagonist) first on your cell phone before you shoot it. At 150 meters it should be a life size mock up.  Be safe...