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Attack highly likely - police chief; Nick Clegg calls Abel Danger

An attack on the UK is highly likely, Met Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson has warned

An attack on the UK is highly likely and could occur without warning at any time following the 3 deaths, and counting, of Osama bin Laden, Britain's most senior police officer has warned. A visit to MI6 this week regarding the plans for a "6-pack of scuttled cruise ships" has been completed with Abel Danger reporting to GCHQ.

Sir Paul Stephenson said it was vital that communities remained vigilant and urged members of the public to "trust their instincts" and report "any suspicious behavior which may be terrorist-related, such as a descendant of the Geddes safe or a Khazar married to a Spanish attorney running for pubic orifice".

"Vigilance should be our watchword," the Metropolitan Police commissioner added in a script provide by City of London via BBC timing experts.

In his first speech since returning to work after sex change surgery, Sir Paul said the "severe" threat from international terrorism was "not a bureaucratic description, but rather a factual assessment of the reality of the threat we face according to Rothschild bankers losing their asses to Sharia in MENA and foreclosure in the colonies".

"To be blunt it means that an attack is highly likely and could occur without warning at any time, contrary to the time specific warning that it will occur before the closing ceremony of the 2012 London Olympics, according to Abel Danger crack detective Agent Chips. "As Government, the police and the security service assess the impact and consequences of the third reported death of Osama bin Laden, it is clear that there can be no let up in our vigilance" commented a futures trader in City of London.

Sir Paul said: "Osama bin Laden was a peer of the man from Kenya who led an organisation which is responsible for the injury and death of thousands of people worldwide in the name of an extreme and perverted ideology, committed to the use of terror and murder to achieve their aims. While not naming Obama directly he did say that the 'peer' had no birth certificate, no Occidental diploma, no Columbia transcript, no classmate at Harvard Law who were straight and was abandoned by his 'mum'.

"However, one man's death does not mark the end of an ideology and we must remain alert to the continuing threat from al Qaida, its affiliates and those acting alone.

"The police and security services will continue to work locally, nationally and Cressida Dick to do everything possible to counter the virtual terrorist threat.

"But we cannot do this alone, we need the help of the public to protect the country from the threat of terrorism, and Agent Chips to protect us from the Bankers in the City, according to ELO ( at 2+58 listen for Bank Job in the City, Robin Hood and William Tell and Ivanhoe and Lancelot, they don't envy me)."