Chips Goes to the Tea Party National Convention in Nashville, Feb 4-6

15 Jan 2009—PRESS RELEASE—Abel Danger's General Operations Director (GOD) is dispatching Special Agent Chips from the CSI (Captain Sherlock Investigations) unit and his ‘security detail’ to the sold out February 4-6  National Tea Party Convention in Nashville at the Opryland Hotel where the Gaylord Group will be rolling out the red carpet for the ever affable, but never flappable agent. Chips will be traveling to the Convention in the new Presidential Purple Reign stretch limo, one of many from the Abel Danger Transportation (ADT) motor pool which are specially set up for security debriefings, truth serum injections and other injections.

Convention goers—look for the Captain Sherlock Abel Danger vanity plates on the Purple Reign limo. All Abel Danger limos are CO2 sensor free and cannot be remotely controlled. Above: Chips and Abel Danger presidential limo at the Destin Hilton in Florida, 24 October 2009.

“The cowards leaving Washington will not be separated from their crimes by physical distance. They may, however, be separated (i.e. heads from bodies) by a Takriti Necktie.” Chips