The Ministry of Wiki-Truth

Source: The Unz Review

C.J. HOPKINS • NOVEMBER 5, 2019 • 56 COMMENTS

OK, here's a silly one for you.

Have you ever wondered how all those Wikipedia articles get produced … you know, the ones you pull up on your phone to look up an actor, an author, or a recipe, or a historical or scientific fact? Unfortunately, one of the Consent Factory staff had an opportunity to find out recently.

Apparently, what happened was, someone (presumably one of my readers) tried to add a reference to one of my essays to Wikipedia's Identity Politics page. The Ministry of Wiki-Truth objected, adamantly. A low-level edit war ensued. Once the Ministers had quashed the rebellion, one of them, "Grayfell," immediately went to the CJ Hopkins Wikipedia article and started punitively "editing" its contents for "neutrality."

Other Ministers soon joined in the fun. The list of my awards was summarily deleted. My debut novel, Zone 23, which I published under the Consent Factory's literary imprint, Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant Paperbacks, was "edited" into a vanity publication that I "self-published," probably in my mother's basement. The "Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant" imprint (which every bookseller, library, and professional catalog recognizes) was disappeared so that my potential readers will be warned that I'm trying to trick them into buying a book that wasn't published by a "real" (i.e., corporate) publisher, like the Penguin Group, or one of its … uh, imprints. References to my "political satire and commentary," and to many of the alternative outlets that regularly repost my essays (like the outlet you're probably reading this in) were also zapped, because they're all "fake news" sites operated by Putin-Nazi agents.

Also, given my attempted book fraud, the Wikipedia Ministers immediately launched an investigation into whether I had possibly made up my entire career. Perhaps I had invented all the productions of my plays, and my awards, and even my existence itself. I assume they have contacted my "legitimate" publishers, Bloomsbury Publishing and Broadway Play Publishing, to verify that I haven't somehow hacked their websites and faked my other books. If they haven't … well, they should probably get on that.

This "editing" and pursuant investigation was overseen and approved by a senior member of the Ministry's Arbitration Committee, Doug Weller, who is apparently a "Grandmaster Editor" or a "Lord High Togneme Vicarus" in Wiki-speak. (I kid you not … click the link.) Given Lord Weller's supervision of the process, I think it's probably safe to say that this was not just the work of a bunch of kids attempting to negatively impact my book sales because someone on the Internet pissed them off.

This brouhaha was brought to my attention by the Consent Factory's in-house Wikipedia Liaison, King Ubu (or König Ubu in German). As his job title suggests, King Ubu's duty is to periodically check my Wikipedia article and make sure that no one has posted anything false, defamatory, or just plain weird. Naturally, when he saw how the Ministers of Wiki-Truth were punitively "editing" my page for "neutrality," he attempted to engage them. This did not go well. I won't go through all the gory details, but, if you're curious, they're here on the CJ Hopkins "talk" page (which King Ubu reports that he has copied and archived, which I find a bit paranoid, but then, I'm not an IT guy).

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