Eurostrangler Threat to Good Queen Bess, Betsy Ross
Clegg-a-Legg Katyn has a sniff of rendition from Mombassa Waterboard
"Chips apologized for being hasty to the ladies but had to respond to an urgent text from Umbrellaman in the BBC World News snuff film studio in Almaty. Hamish is still amongst the living and needed him to look at the unsolved murder of Robert Wone who died with an electrical masturbator probe up his corn hole. Philip saw April's flushed face and turned on a Dyke-inspired BBC Virtual News radio station. Barnett’s snuff-film news was reported by a script reader with more articulation and IQ than the world's most deranged teleprompter addressee. Chips whispered in April's ear, "Are you familiar with Lou Christie's Rhapsody in the Rain?" and selected F4 on his Clipper Squirt Gun. Philip turned off the BBC whose Dyke appeared to be helping SamCam's Chicken Legg and Queen Hornet with their SES flag knocking off the Betsy Ross and sporting the East India Tea Company's seven cowardly stripes. Not to mention their chicken shit Keystone emblem. Marquis d'Cartier handed April a large Cuba Libra made with 151 rum and gave Chips a 32 ounce Captain Sherlock Martini. Hoss puts seven questions; one is, 'Did Mrs. Clegg use Royal Charter for BBC 9/11 with Queen Hornet and Serco to make the "first live broadcast mass snuff film in human history"? Chips muses about an unfortunate son with an SSN indicating he is 120 years old and from Connecticut when he is really 48 and transported via Serco rendition from a secretly-recorded waterboarding session in Mombassa with Gorillawoman as Boomer and Sasquatch as Windowsmear._______
