The Worshipful Company of Carbon Dioxide Exhalers
Spontaneously organized on December 31, 2000 as a matter of self-preservation outside of the City of London
Spontaneously organized on December 31, 2000 as a matter of self-preservation outside of the City of London
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Worshipful Company of Carbon Dioxide ExhalersCoat of Arms
Company History
Similar to how Lloyd's of London started in the coffee houses in the City of London, airline pilot, David Hunter, bought a beer for a Hamish Watson who knew something about virtual-news, WMD and drug-trafficking and snuff-film networks operated for global clients of the Montreal mafia. Over beer, the discussion came around to a Haitian voodoo priest and a million Tomoye anarchists using RADARSAT out of Richmond British Columbia or Gatineau Quebec, to track bodies into secure waste-disposal sites such a pig farm in Port Coquitlam not far from the pub where they were cheerfully drinking their potent Russian stout, to the Fresh Kills landfill on Staten Island.
The Worshipful Company of Carbon Dioxide Exhalers isn't exactly one of the City's ancient Livery Companies, although they make up for this lack of 'ancientness' for the quality of their forensic economics. The company has existed since that night in the pub on December 31, 2000, the date the company's first historical records began to be written. For further details of the history, see Hunter's Wingman Chapters 1 thru 31 at this link. The company has made it a policy to not hide behind charities and further, the company does not worship each other as members.
The humble beginnings of The Worshipful Company of Carbon Dioxide Exhalers - Foggy Dew PubUnlike for example, the Worshipful Company of Glovers, which was admitted into the ancient the City without consent of the Wardens, the Worshipful Company of Carbon Exhalers is rather a loosely associated group of consenting global 'little people.' Whereas the Worshipful Company of Glovers ordained that candlelight be used at night when gloves were being bought and sold to tell whether or not gloves were of good or bad quality ('naughtie' and 'deceitful' gloves could be confiscated or destroyed), the Worshipful Company of Carbon Exhalers utilizes fully the internet therefore can see into the 'darkness' and beyond ordaining that the Russian stout at the Foggy Dew Pub is damn good.
The next 10 years they saw enormous social and economic changes. The continuous writing of the company's history continues to this very day as an extension of the company's increasing world-wide influence on the horrendously complicated events leading up to and including September 11, 2001.
They maintain strong links with their trade, don't necessarily support the City by active participation in many of its projects, but rather, have observed with regularity the City's financial anomalies over the past ten years. With all this, the Company has not forgotten its debt to the past or its obligations to posterity. It maintains a magnificent collection of books in the form of ebooks (despite claims they are too difficult to follow) and is now embarking on an ambitious continuation of its enormous collection of forensic economic analysis beginning from that evening at the Foggy Dew Pub way back in 2000 to this present day.
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