This is what happens when psychopaths make the plans

Editor's note: Well, look on the bright side. At least it's a plan: Sick Behavior From Financial Psychopaths. We're terribly sorry, but the psychopaths have made home buying unavailable. 

Assessment of Systemic Stress, by 

Head Office Liquidity & Economic Support

A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S (plan)

 • Liquidity Backstops

       • Economic Interventions

             • Comprehensive Monitoring

                             -Implementation