BREAKING: Top US Columnist Applies For Russian Passport (Paul Craig Roberts)

Source: Russia Insider

November 30, 2016 • 35 comments

UPDATE: Following publication of this article the Russian government has issued a response to Dr. Roberts' letter, which can be read here

The author is a leading US publicist with a very large following in the global alternative media. He regularly gets far more views than any columnist writing for major US newspapers like the Lying Washington Post or the Failing New York Times. Translations of his articles often appear in foreign media. He is a regular contributor to Unz.com.

Before becoming an influential columnist, he was an accomplished economist, journalist, and civil servant. He served as Undersecretary of the Treasury in the Reagan adminstration and associate editor of the Wall Street Journal.

In 1993 Forbes Magazine, back when it was still a respected publication, listed him as one of the top 7 most influential columnists in the US.

His hobbies include ridiculing media sellouts and crucifying neocons.

Vladimir Putin
President of Russia 
Moscow
28 November 2016

Dear President Putin,

Now that CIA agent Craig Timberg posing as a Washington Post reporter has blown my cover and exposed me as a Russian agent, I was wondering if I might ask you for a Russian passport and a bit of diplomatic cover, perhaps assistant press officer at the Russian embassy in Washington, until I can get out of the country. I saw that you gave a passport to Steven Seagal, so I am hopeful that being a Russian agent is as important as teaching martial arts to Russians.

I don't know what the pay scale for Russian agents is, but whatever I have coming to me please deposit in a Russian bank. The Swiss banks are no longer useful as the Swiss government allowed Washington to write its banking laws. Perhaps also you could line me up with a publisher for my memoirs—"My Life As A Putin Stooge."

We need to get on with this ASAP as the Washington Post has the FBI on my tail. They will be very angry at me for deceiving them all those years when I held top secret and higher security clearances while I was a Russian agent. Any day now the Washington Post might discover that my fellow KGB agent Ronald Reagan and I cut taxes on the rich in order to make capitalism so oppressive that the American people would rise up and overthrow it. Boy did we fool the left-wing!

I regret that the Washington Post got wise to me being a Russian agent, but it wasn’t my fault. I think the leak came from one of those Atlanticist Integrationists you are stuck with in your government. Better check up on it as 200 of the Russian financed websites have already been exposed.

Better have someone bring me the passport and diplomatic appointment. I would be nabbed by TSA if I fly to Washington to collect the documents. A diplomatic appointment is better than asylum, because Washington, like the old Soviet Union, doesn’t recognize political asylum. Just ask Julian Assange.

Don't let the Atlanticist Integrationists convince you that my exposure as a Russian agent is just a CIA ruse to plant an agent on you. My criticism of Washington's policy of raising tensions between nuclear powers and support of your policy of reducing tensions is not spy cover. I really do prefer that the world not be blown up in thermo-nuclear war. This is a suspect view in the US, but I hope it is an acceptable one in Russia.

Looking forward to that passport.

Paul Craig Roberts

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