Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Lesbian Cults, Pedophile Oaths and Guild of Patented Hits - Chapter 9

English Speaking Ultimatum – Permira Pension – Obama 9/11
NORAD Santa JonBenet Mark & Reprisal – $73 trillion Carbon Disclosure Project

Segue: Chips has to deal with a subsurface explosion close to where he had held a brief skull session. A new agent – Smokejumper, an FM from Stavanger, Norway – contacts Chips to explain how Otto Pilot deployed the laser weapon to protect him while Agent James Crosby took out the four Crown Agent swimmers by detonating SMACsonic devices placed inside their ROV Sea Otters. Crackles and strange noises precede a pan-Abel Danger Briefing received simultaneously by Abel Danger ass sets globally, “Good morning Abel Bodies and Dangerettes especially those deployed to Oxford, Richmond upon Thames (RuT) and environs. Be alert to letters of MARK AND REPRISAL that are being drafted to take control of the $73 trillion in the Carbon Disclosure Project now Gordon Campbell, Canadian High Commissioner to London, has been compromised.” Agent Banzai Pipeline sends a FLASH Clipper to all assets in SEA CRUISE/TURGID SEAMEN; he insists that Chips split his teams into four cels Robin Hood, William Tell, Ivanhoe and Lancelot. Courtly Stonewall is the first to hear the HUMVEE built in Wisconsin as it idled through the woods. Forming a ring around the ‘busted’, Fanny Galore, Suky Slicer, Ginger Cookie and Trance Dance, all well busted themselves, try to figure out who is going to be the PWA to provide arm length overnight security at the OXFORD ROW, which is not a crew team. An immediate clipper from Umbrellaman answers that question. ‘ .. to all Pastel Police and Dangerettes deployed with Amalgam TURGID SEAMAN. Global Hammer Banzai Pipeline has assigned the ‘green eyed lady’ to perform PWA service for Chips this evening in the Motor Vessel Plum Dandy.’ Hamish or Hawkins notify the world that Abel Danger has appended a draft ultimatum to those concerned about Crown Agents’ Sisters Lena Trudeau and Kristine Marcy’s alleged use of VideoGuard and its links to the murder of JonBenét Ramsey during a NORAD Santa exercise in 1996 and ‘the first live-broadcast mass snuff film in human history’ on 911. The first draft mentions “Anyone who obtains, retains, conceals or sells images within the pay-per-view industry that are known or are suspected to have been subjected to VideoGuard encryption in the NORAD Santa program re murder of JonBenet Ramsey on Christmas Day 1996 and nearly 3,000 victims during 9/11, will be treated as an unlawful enemy combatant by We, the English Speaking Peoples.” A coded message goes to Barry Soetero, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Cherie Blair and Miriam Clegg; if you see any relatives of mine let them know HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST. Chips opines that while Kristine Marcy, Bruce McConnell and Eric Sauve have been ‘beneath the radar’ they failed to understand that the 178th FIS was watching for threats to America from beneath the radar going back to November, 1947, “You have until SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN to switch sides according to SWITCHBLADE CROSS” As the GREEN EYE LADY exploculated in Technicolor, she and Chips missed a Flash Clipper regarding the Porcine Princess of Princeton.
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This chapter is FOR ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE and also Dan Peek (America) and James Haller (Abel Danger) who are now drinking from the SILVER CUP. Give it a try, capeche?

Mandatory Abel Danger update here:

On 31 January, 2007, Dr. Isaksen at the Nicollet Clinic near the Minneapolis Airport administered a physical to Agent Chips as caused to do by United States Department of Justice pressure applied to Northwest Airlines. Chips passed the physical but has continued his pursuit of the parties who murdered his ‘wingman’ and Naval Academy Classmate in W386 airspace before Gerald DeConto was murdered in Wedge One. Beginning with his letter to FBI, FAA and ALPA ( 10 December 2006 ) Chips just couldn’t get the evil cabal out of his head, or out of his country, capeche?

In the gripping last Chapter, drenched with human pathos, we had Agents Sugarbush and Chips checking TI and MI and as Chips found the Skene’s gands and Sugarbush began her signature ‘bicycle’ exercise they both failed to see a large dorsal fin approaching from the Liverpool coast and as the black fin passed inside the 15 foot defensive threshold standard in Abel Danger security briefings, similar to the THREE MINUTE CIRCLE around the Pentagon on 9/11 that the rogue Canadians violated, Sugarbush called ‘switch, pile driving stern wheeler’ as a plum colored laser circle illuminated them and a 10 foot safety ring on both sides, not to be confused with a ribbed condom such as may be available at UNDERCOVER CONDOMS. As a subsurface detonation occurred, both Chips and Suikerbossie mistook it for their mate’s exploculation and returned volley, in keeping with Abel Danger Protocols all in the interest of national sovereignty and the exposure of the British Crown Agents deployed on the global warming scam, and for justice for global commoners intentionally infected with HIV or Hep-C courtesy of Thunder Thighs, Gadget Bent and some evil Canadians, mostly speakers of French just as Eric ECO BANANA Sauve prefers according to phone taps done in a series ( 31 Oct 08 ) of urgent calls between Tomoye and McConnell International ( see also Clinton Rubin and Serco ). As a certain pair of Skene’s glands excreted a pint or so of ‘clover’, the dorsal fin began blinking an alternating red and green light from the its top. The fiberglass fin was strapped to the upper torso of a ‘swimmer’ not to be confused with the swimmers in a sperm motility count, capeche?

Artificial insemination

The subsurface explosion resulted in a large plume of water and mist just 50 yards south of where Sugarbush, Chips and the swimmer held a brief skull session.

Chips and Sugarbush, I am Agent Smokejumper, an FM from Stavanger, Norway. Agent Otto Pilot deployed the laser weapon that he, Banzai Pipeline and Brumhilde were confident would protect you while Agent James Crosby took out the four Crown Agent swimmers by detonating SMACsonic devices placed inside their ROV Sea Otters in the same manner that SMACsonic was installed in the 8 flying vehicles used on 9/11 as ALPA, the FAA and FBI have known since 10 December, 2006 and as Air France, Airbus and the French equivalents of FAA and ALPA are reviewing as it pertains to Air France 447 and the avoidable nature of the ‘hit’ had Jay Rockefeller and Byron Dorgan been loyal oathkeepers. The Tugboat Twins have advised that Liverpool and its port are both crawling with badges, XE, and private SEALS like those involved in the Bogus Osama capture, so they will deploy a frozen Osama-sicle such as the one ‘deep sixed’ off the USS Carl Vinson ( if you believe in fairy tails) and head south to put ashore due east of Chester. Agent Hoss is idling on a private cattle and sheep holding east of Chester but well inland. Agent Suky Slicer is to meet us momentarily in a DUKW containing two more frozen Osama-sicles. We Abel Danger agents in England are keen to ensure that Obama’s BS story regarding the thrice dead Osama is supported by our launching 1102 frozen Osama-sicles in the runup to the 10th anniversary of the Hollywood-General Electric-City of London-Canada-US Senior Executive Service-Femme Compe FAILED attack on America of 9/11, 2001. Sugarbush, it appears that you are well configured for doing the breast stroke if we need to but until Suky arrives, let us listen to a pan-Abel Danger message set to go live in a minute or less, Umbrellaman has moved his perch to Plum City for the duration of Red Rooster/TOPCOCK(*).”

(*) Take out pretender, Chips obliterates cornered Kenyan


Smokejumper had just finished speaking when the low rumble of a 1944 straight 6 engine and the lap-lap of the DUKW’s bow wave was heard approaching the location where Smokejumper, Chips and Sugarbush were bobbing in the early morning surf and drifting south. As the DUKW became visible, Chips could make out three bobbing heads while Sugarbush wished they were alone so she could demonstrate her ‘bobbing head’ technique which would not be unpleasant for the affable and seldom flappable Agent Chips, holder of the world’s record low air refueling involving jet to jet transfer of fuel not to be confused with Chips to Sugarbush transfer of heavenly bodily fluids dare I say “crimson and clover”. Think hard, you will get it.

The 1944 DUKW was placed in ‘idle’ while its forward momentum waned just like Chips’ libido at the end of a four hour endure unless he has a good supply of Chicken of the Sea Smoked Oysters and Rodney Baldinger NDSU Extend-o-peters, capeche? As the three aboard the amphibious vehicle looked over the port gunwhale ( pronounced ‘gunnel’) Chips saw that Agents Viagra and Brendan B. Hand were aboard the old amphib driven by Agent Suky Slicer, security code Pastel Strawberry Cream, not to be confused with Cream, Wisconsin or the three man group from the sixties which played the haunting yet largely undiscovered BADGE and recall that Cream, Wisconsin is in the BADGEr state, capeche? The same badger state that will allow concealed carry hand guns beginning this November 1st as the 850,000 liscensed hunters ready to REPEL and REPEAL.

Brendan B. Han threw a rope ladder over the port ‘gunnel’ and Chips, every the gentleman, allowed Agent Sugarbush to climb aboard first so that he, with his nose in place, could view her target area while he was second in line not to hark back to the 1965 hit “Who’ll Be the Next In Line” or to make Tim Pawlenty wonder which of the Texas meager political offerings will exit stage right behind him as Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann make a run for the roses after George Soros is muzzled by Agent Chips, with a little help from my friends, see also Joe Cocker and his bathroom window but don’t focus on the silver screw.

Agent Smokejumper had just pulled up the boarding ladder when a minisub surfaced along side the 1944 DUKW driven by Agent Suky Slicer of Nottingham, a busy housewife by day, and an Abel Danger PWA by night or when needed to support the global mission to take back our freedoms from an exposed and evil cabal of genocidal perverts, see also Elena Kagan, Hillary Clinton, Robert Swan Mueller III, General Jones of Georgetown and Mumbai and ITEM 5 who is running out of time to be freed by her younger brother, the world’s most potent fighter pilot and a well recognized slinger be it guns or otherwise. Tick tock. It should be noted that Friday, 9 September is POETS day and to quote Edgar Allen Poe, NEVERMORE, not to be confused with the self-implicating book by former Attorney General Ashcroft. Strange that both he and Nancy Pelosi don’t relish flying on illegally modified airliners, dare I mention NPR? It will be revealed during the BEA-Air France 447 court action in France or when an A380 painted robin’s egg blue is ‘lost'.

As Abel Danger ‘inserts’ in England, pandemonium is unleashed on Wall Street and City of London in what is characterized as “Full-Blown Civil War Erupts On Wall Street: As Reality Finally Hits The Financial Elite, They Start Turning On Each Other” just as was intended by Abel Danger Financial which has its cross hairs on BoA and Wells Fargo. Every American who is awake needs to understand ‘mortgage’ is French for DEATH GRIP.

Agent Suky Slicer recognized Chips and had met Smokejumper at a briefing session at the Arora International in Crawley on Father’s Day, 2010, when Agent Chips briefed Air Afrikyah on how best not to allow their Airbus jets to be SNATCHED by the Matrix 5 MAD COW MAJIK . She had never met the ravishing Agent Sugarbush and she was well within her bounds to request a security ‘prove up’, which she did. Discretely, Sugarbush turned so the men could not see and flashed a bit of Pastel Protea whilst not exposing her delightful suikerbossie which was held in reserve for a forensic economist who was not as staid as Stephen Harper, whose wife often camped with ‘the girls’, especially one girl who was an RCMP agent who liked ‘straddling hogs’. Agent Suky Slicer acknowledged the pastel code and turned on a set of kick ass Bose speakers as Umbrellaman began his briefing on the stroke of the hour not to be confused with the cock of the walk, see also Chips.

A few crackles and strange noises preceded the pan-Abel Danger Briefing received simultaneously by Abel Danger ass sets globally and in particular the Agents deployed aBroad and aField in Red Rooster/TOPCOCK which could be elevated to TURGID SEAMAN if Umbrellaman were to sense ‘concern’ amongst the cornered.

“Good morning Abel Bodies and Dangerettes especially those deployed to Oxford, Richmond upon Thames (RuT) and environs. Be alert to the fact that letters of MARK AND REPRISAL are being drafted to allow Agent Chips and his team to take control of the $73 trillion in the Carbon Disclosure Project now that Gordon Campbell, Canadian High Commissioner to London, has been compromised. Ron Paul and ‘little Ricky’ have recognized the $73T as a bona vacantia (ownerless goods, see also orphans of illegal wars or intentional HIV) and have cracked, I say again CRACKed ( Chips Removes a Criminal Kenyan), a communique exposing plans by MDA of British Columbia to start extorting a tax on exhalation through smart meter HIPS, but not the kind of HIPS that Chips likse to split, see photo below, capeche? We have discovered this while trying to ascertain why the proprietor of the Pickton Pig Farm might wish to control a stake in MDA. A small group of constitutional Canadians from CAI and the OTPP have come aboard recently and they suggest that if the $73T can be taken via Mark and Reprisal, the entire national debt of US and Canada can be paid off while both countries repudiate odious debt in post-1996 home mortgages, effectively freeing the citizens of North America from the DEATH GRIP of the elitist bankers such as BOA, WF, GS and those pompous ass royals and vertically challenged frogs, see also Sarhozy elevator shoes. Be alert to the fact that if Obama kills Osama one more time I will invoke Operation TURGID SEAMAN. Even Pat Tillman was only shot 3 times so why should hapless Tim Osman be subjected to a fourth slaughter." Umbrellaman, the Plum.

Super Size

Chips, Sugarbush and the others helped secure the bow and stern mooring lines while the sound of an approaching rotary wing aircraft was heard in the predawn darkness which would soon yield to a new day, perhaps a day where global commoners will indeed be free, and they could rejoice and be glad in it as suggested by Agent Marquis d’Cartier and also Psalm 118:24 which states: This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it.

As the pontoon equipped helo bobbed in the sea just west of Liverpool Chips could see in Sugarbush’s flushed face that she looked forward to doing a little bobbing of her own whenever the crack Abel Danger Agents could find some quality time alone. Chips looked forward to Victory over the bad guys which could be celebrated in Oxford with a SPLIT of Champage, capeche? She wondered if Room 494 would be available at The Richmond Hill Hotel or if they would roost at the Park Inn across from the Three Magpies, a pub where Abel Danger Agents often have preflight meals when heading through the Menzie’s back door at London’s Heathrow where Speedbird 38 almost ‘greased’ Gordon Brown and where Agent Chips once extinguished a simulated aircraft cabin fire with a water extinguisher concealed in his ‘trousers’ but not his drinking trousers such as those to be worn by Agent Brendan B. Hand as well as 3 others at the Kings’ Arms Pub during the 9/11 10th anniversary observance.

Suky Slicer saw a discrete IM on her SKR and realized Umbrellaman’s feint had elicited the desired response from SHIPJUMPER DAVE. She reached into her Pastel Strawberry Northface Holdall and gave the mocha colored torso harnesses to Sugarbush and Chips whilst, how very English of me, whilst two harnesses in pastel pallid blue ice went to Agent Viagra and Smokejumper. Then she turned to brief her mates, all free men, as opposed to debrief and mate, the desire of all free women.

“Umbrellaman has just authorized Amalgam TURGID SEAMEN and an attack on this DUKW will occur in less than five minutes, David Cameron is calling Foghorn Leghorn now to get permission from she and Sasquatch, whilst Barry Boy is getting a workout in the backseat of Larry Sinclair’s limo which is not as long as the purple limo in the Abel Danger Limo Fleet. The trilateral attack will prove fruitless as Agent Hoss will take 4 pastel packers to their drop zones whilst Brendan B. Hand and I egress in the mini sub…..”

“Oh Chips, it’s coming……” burst out of Sugarbush’s mouth before Chips could cover her mouth as he interpreted it as one of her spontaneous orgasms.

“No Chips, there is a French Corvette coming, I can detect the vibrations in my Skene’s glands”. Chips immediately took out his Abel Danger standard issue flare gun and fire a green flare at and 80 degree angle and down wind so that Hoss could see and emergency extract was not necessary.

As the helo lifted off and flew towards the DUKW, the sound of the French Corvette got louder. Smokejumper was checking Agent Viagra’s torso whilst ( practice for Oxford ) whilst Sugarbush checked Chips’ TI and found him to be at an unimpressive 96%. She administered a Skene’s Scan ‘wipe’ under his proboscis and suddenly his TI improved passing 112% for ‘yummy’. The Corvette broke the horizon just as Hoss hovered so the two teams of smokejumpers could crawl aboard. As Chips was the last agent in, Sugarbush handed Hoss a Grape Nehi as she got two SVRBs for Chips and herself, whilst giving mineral water to Agent Viagra, so as not to tempt her to break the 1984 agenda, and Agent Smokejumper as he was from Norway and had an aversion to Sweden’s Absolut Vodka which, needless to say, left more Vodka for the Pastel Manly Mocha Pair, PMMP not to be confused with WMPFP or VMFP-3 where Agents Chips had hoped to fly RF4Bs in 1976 before being ‘drafted’ by the Happy Hooligans of the North Dakota ANG after he demonstrated the ability to drink TWO YARDS OF ALE in front of Wally Hegg and John Foyen in the Frame Room on an April Day in 1975, long before this ‘tanker background, DC10 type-rated F4D pilot from North Dakota performed the World’s record air refueling in Bozeman, Montana after having been asked to by the Montana Adjutant General and after the Montana FAA Director ‘blessed it’ with three caveats (*).

(*) 1) don’t overfly the crowd; 2) don’t point at the crowd; 3) don’t exceed Mach 1

As the helo flew at 10 feet off the water to avoid any weapons the French Corvette may possess in addition to their stash of White Flags and elevator shoes, an Immediate Clipper came into Sugarbush’s Aasvoel and simultaneously to Agent Viagra’s Near Beer mug.

Victory Celebrant Hamish Immediate Clipper to Agents Viagra, Sugarbush, Fanny Galore, Suky Slicer and Atomic Betty, copy Chips, all hammers and Marquis d’Cartier: Please tell Agent Chips that the trap has been moved from Liverpool to Richmond upon Thames. The missing link sought by Colorado FBI has been located. Our snitch in Femme Compe, Colorado Springs, opines laconically it is the snuff film called SANTA’S SLEIGH OR SATAN’S SLAY? Father Christmas comes calling a second time [ just like the little girl says] and he plays out the child sitting on his knee and then it turns nasty. Barbara Kostanick is the witness whose statement should have been followed up on. Ted Gunderson is dead. Police didn't follow up so make of that as you will. But there is only one explanation. Then comes 9/11 and it's too good to miss. Has to been captured for the clientele. Big money in it. How am I doing so far Dangerettes? Folks in the lobby we can't see because it is too gruesome. Folk even falling out windows. Yep, too good to miss. Must be some big money in this sort of movie making. Snuff films. The idea is sound considering how far we have come using our moral compass but any snuff film is going to be for limited release and showing but must be lucrative business, not to be confused with DulcoLax laxatives as Hillary (Georgetown grunt) and Michelle (Princeton porcine) will be reaching for soon. But aside from the question that snuff films exist it is speculation that it took place on both these occasions for those who have not seen the files at 1 Canada Square, Chicago’s EVL office, or some of Alberta Darling’s work done in Edmonton a year or two either side of 1989. It is also speculation that the little girl told her mum of Father Christmas return after Christmas [was she sworn to secrecy and would she keep it to herself?] the mum denied her daughter spoke of it. But then the cops never got to them separately when it mattered. That is damning to say the least. Just like the cops in Ontario never protected the women who live near Russell THE CANADIAN STALLION Williams and his dowdy Harriman handler. Speaks volumes. If any of you Dangerettes are providing comfort for Agent Chips tell him to avoid Richmond upon Thames and the Richman Hill Hotel. AT ALL COSTS. Hamish

Agent Viagra, from Resolute Bay, leaned forward to ensure Agent Hoss was in the loop sort of like Dulcolax butt pills perform marvelously in MAD COW’s POOP LOOPS. As Viagra leaned and stretched, a glimpse of Pastel Pallid Blue Ice would have caused the PRTC to stiffen if Agent Sugarbush’s left hand wasn’t firmly clamped on it. Chips had never had his bits and pieces so firmly gripped except for the day that Janet Napolitano and Elena Kagan used him for a ‘groping dummy’ and DHS HQ before Elena came out with her Princeton Thesis espousing communism. What is it about Princeton that causes the JD hogs to lose their JDs and the boy graduates to serve France, see also David Petraeus and Robert Swan Mueller III. Perhaps they will rope someone else in like they did to the PAT TILLMAN TRIO ( Petraeus, McChrystal, Kensinger ).

Pat’s Legacy Continues

Sidebar to Trio performers P, M, K…..3 strikes, you’re out. Expect us. Tim Pawlenty did. Google [ Tim Pawlenty + McCain + treason + Field McConnell ]. Can you three feel us?

Agent Chips didn’t dare get caught looking at Agent Viagra’s ‘sweet spot’ or he would not be rewarded properly by his overnight security detail, as yet unassigned. As his rapier like mind sampled the pastel security codes a FLASH Clipper was received by all Operation SEA CRUISE and TURGID SEAMAN players. Agent Viagra, a former super sport hood ornament, was the first to GET IT, and she liked getting it, a lot, and over and over again as noted by Don Williams in this classic Abel Danger ‘debriefing’ musical back drop, capeche?

Chips was a little slow on the trigger as he was remembering the first time he looked at the SuperSport’s headlights during an Abel Danger security prove up at Niagara Falls IAP when he was there practicing for William Tell, 1986. Chips and SuperSport were giving MI and TI checks so often someone on the 1986 team said “Why don’t you two just get a hotel room” which they did after Agent Viagra had ‘marked’ the hood of a 1984 Buick Gran Sport, triple black if you have an inquiring mind, capeche?

Agent Banzai Pipeline FLASH Clipper to all assets in SEA CRUISE/TURGID SEAMEN, copy Hamish, Yellowfeather, Suky Slicer and Fanny Galore. Umbrellaman sends: Breakdown on the shoreline bad move it’s an ebbtide , bank job in the city, Ocean’s daughter, and he insists you consider these four names and split your teams into four cels Robin Hood, William Tell, Ivanhoe and Lancelot. They don’t envy Chips. SMEAC briefing option 9B. Tugboat twins protecting first drop, Good Copper drop 2. Execute SYADYL. Banzai, the Plum

Chips was about ready to blow oats when the chopper turned left aggressively to the left, or north, as he saw the SMOKE on the water. Seeing it was blue smoke, just like Smoke’s blue sunglasses, he barked out: “Ready blue two, standby on the port pontoon. Execute on my hack.”

Agents Viagra and Smokejumper did last minute checks on the torso and belly packs while Chips was leaning towards a fanny pack, as per his custom. Agent Hoss saw the advancing privatized military dispatched from France under the control of Ham Fist Bouchard of Canada and realized the chute option was fatal.

“Execute plan B, no chute landing, 8 feet, 30 knots on my hack. 3-2-1 hack”. Viagra and Smokejumper propelled themselves into the watery darkness and located the mooring line attached to the floating blow up doll of Osama Bin Floatin’. Holding their breath they were met 20 feet below the surface by Agent BAM Mad Bax who provided them SCUBA tanks, masks, and pastel pink and lavendar swim fins like those proposed by Barney Frank to be used by the SQUEALS, a propsed SEAL TEAM 3 according to this month’s copy of the Murdoch approved gay magazine conceived by Thunder Thighs before she had the Weiner withdrawn, capeche? Mad Bax led them to the swimmer recovery hatch on the bottom of the HMS Astute which had proven the two French Naval officers were not astute, capeche? Meanwhile, back in the chopper, Suikerbossie was being performed on a delighted septuagenarian who looked forward to giving his overnight PWA a tongue lashing not to be confused with Barry Soetero’s DNA provider Frank Marshall Davis who appears to have been a Gash Gourment, at least around Christmas of 1960 when Lolita sang about Seemann and Sailors not to be confused with TOP CRUISE or TURGID SEAMAN. Listen to her singing about semen. I used the German version so shy little Agent Vani doesn’t hurt herself while she is making some Penne pasta while her Pastel Teaberry IOC is drying on the TV rabbit ears and awaiting the touch of a little hand and the smile of a little face.

Mermaid Fins

Chips was hoping not to exploculate and give Sugarbush the easy one as Hoss, who apparently had eyes in the back of his Abel Danger NVG flying helmut barked “ Disconnect, disconnect now, ready Team Mocha on the port pontoon.” As Sugarbush used a NAPAWASH on the PRTC she had wished she had an ORIGINAL GERMAN SHAMMY in the front portion of her FCT in Pastel Protea.

Abel Danger Helmut

Hoss was homing on an ADF beacon under the hood of the 1936 Studebaker that Courtly Stonewall had parked in the woods just west of Swindon where Chips got a brand new Merecedes sedan in exchange for the Volvo he had trashed on a narrow lane north of Rudge, not far from Frome which is pronounced FRUM in England. He saw the horizontal green ‘drop lights’ and he once again ordered a low no chute ingress by giving Sugarbush the ‘cut’ hand sign. As he slowed the chopper to 35 knots and lowered the altitude to tree top level, further descending after the trees gave way to the pond he called out “3,2,1 jump” and the Pastel Packer from Wisconsin was led to a warm water landing along side a pier where Courtly Stonewall and Dwarf waited with two shepherd crooks. Chips and Sugarbush hid in the brush while two body doubles were placed in the boot as Dwarf had detected ‘lurkers’ sent by Miriam Clegg’s better Khazarian half. Courtly and Dwarf set the PMGC for the lane leading to Oxford, inflated their body doubles and pushed the green button three times while Chips was pushing a button also, if you get my drift and know where my head’s at. As the four Abel Danger players watched from the brush, a French pervert, pardon the redundancy, fired an FGM-148 stolen from Pelindaba in 1989 according to the guy who killed Osama for the third and final time. God forbid POTUS would target Agent Chips.

It was not known if the Javelin had been programmed for top attack or direct attack and it didn’t matter. Overhead Oxford in a racetrack hold at 14,500 feet, James Crosby had pressed an orange RTB button which caused the FGM to reverse course and seek launch coordinates, to fly 15 feet above the ground or obstacles and detonate at CPA. If you guys in France, Kenya and City of London don’t know what CPA means whip out your white flags as the Pastel Police are about ready to ARREST CHIPS and provide protective custody while whilst, I say again, whilst the 600 PALE RIDERS are about to see the power of an Ultimatum and Brass Balls combo, not to be confused with the ditsy blonde Tuna Trappee that can’t find her Chips whilst Agent Chips shares her apetite for double breasted burgers.

Agent Brendan B. Hand arresting Chips

I would suggest that the Laureen Harper, Lena Trudeau, Cherie Blair, Thunder Thighs and Sasquatch will not be too happy with Kristine Marcy’s little brother who had been shooting unseen threats since 1951, capeche? I would use the term BVR shot but some effluence from Princeton or Georgetown, pardon the redundancy, might think I am referring to the object of Leslie Nielsen’s funniest line ever. If anyone ever sees a picture of Agent Chips at age two, notice he is protecting his big sister, left hand and left gun behind back, ready to engage an UNSEEN THREAT. When it comes to intel, security or force projection these evil women will be playing rock, paper, scissors to see who the two biggest boobs are. My guess, as Hillary is excluded due to physical measurements lacking, is a sibling and sasquatch, think SAS, like the privatized SAS goons who killed some SEALS recently in SNOOKERED CHINOOK after the same privatized SEALS had a major SNAFU in Pakistan while pretending to SNATCH the long since dead Osama Bin Decomposin'.

Dwarf had E&Ed out of the brush to retrieve an ambulance Humvee he had borrowed from a Vietnam buddy from his MICROWAVE daze ‘in country’ during the time Robert Swan Mueller III is reported to have been running a BLACK MARKET while the General Westmoreland’s VC123K was hauling drugs out of the GOLDEN TRIANGLE while hauling celebrities such as Janis Paige, Bob Hope and General Jimmy Stewart around. As Chips, Sugarbush and Courtly Stonewall awaited him, Agent Crusher and Agent MoLes sent simultaneous Clippers just as Sugarbush and Chips were planning to do something simultaneously which triggered thoughts of a Beatles song from 1969. While two models of HUMVEEs have been FIELDed according to public domain documents, a custom ambulance was created for Agent Chips with a OB-GYN suite in deference to all the females clamoring to get in the groove with, not WOLFMAN JACK, but another ‘doctor of love’, capeche? Clap for the Wolfman, perhaps the Guess Who have a youtube for you, go look, I am busy.

Royal Crown Agent MoLes Immediate Clipper to Hamish, Umbrellaman, Crusher, Tugboat Twins, Good Copper and Kneel, copy Chips and his bevy of BVRs, his dangerettes deployed beyond visual range: MDA Enters HIP Agreement With The Law Society Of England And Wales caves in as Julia Gizzard’s Australia had done also. Richmond, B.C. - MacDonald, Dettwiler and Associates Ltd. (TSX: MDA), a provider of essential information solutions, announced today that it has entered into a license agreement with the Law Society of England and Wales whereby MDA on an exclusive basis will offer a Law Society-branded Home Information Pack (HIP) service to conveyancing solicitors in England and Wales. MDA's exclusive arrangement to produce the Law Society's HIP will become non-exclusive two years after HIPs are introduced. HIPs, which consist of legal, disclosure, and home inspection documents, must be provided by home sellers to prospective home buyers in England and Wales in 2007, subject to Government confirmation. Suggest Chips and his PWA do some HIP action before the Ultimatum is responded to. Angela Merkel has joined we who oppose GENOCIDE. Agent MoLes, forward deployed to Swindon/Turgid Warrior.

Courtly Stonewall was the first to hear the HUMVEE built in Wisconsin as it idled through the woods. Lights out, Dwarf approached using MDA Final Approach software made redundant after 9/11 by Civil Case 3:07-cv-24, MCCONNELL v. ALPA and BOEING to which Boeing responded responsibly and ALPA perpetrated a FRAUD UPON THE COURT. Courtly rode shotgun to man the 50 cal, and Chips and Sugarbush ingressed the mobile OB-GYN suite where they hoped to poke a little fun at each other. As Dwarf drove off in second gear and 1300 rpm, Sugarbush was assessing Chips’ TI as she helped him out of his Pastel Manly Mocha Oscar de La Renta Slinghot Rumpmaster with extra humongous pouch. Chips was fully rigged for TURGID SEAMAN but things went south when the surgical threatre lights illuminated not just his bits and peaces but also the target area of the fox from down under who apparently had missed a Clipper on her Aasvoel not to be confused with a mole on her buttocks or a dolphin tattoo on Tricky’s girl friend’s ankle. Forming a ring around the ‘busted’, Fanny Galore, Suky Slicer, Ginger Cookie and Trance Dancer, also busted, were trying to figure out who was going to be the PWA to provide arm length overnight security at the OXFORD ROW.

An immediate clipper from Umbrellaman answered that question with a brief, dare I say laconic, Clipper from His perch on high, where He alone is mighty as the VD (ventrilogist’s dummy) will soon find out. Hint to beginners, the ventrilogists are George Soros, Henry Kissinger and the divine Ms (redacted) who has been delivered an ultimatum and Abel Danger isn’t whistling Dixie.

Global Ops Director Umbrellaman Immediate Clipper to all Pastel Police and Dangerettes deployed with Amalgam TURGID SEAMAN: Global Hammer Banzai Pipeline has assigned the green eyed lady to perform PWA service for Chips this evening in the Motor Vessel Plum Dandy which is Quay side 35 minutes south of Oxford’s Bath Place Hotel across from the printing office. Umbrellaman.

As all the busty Dangerettes reached for their green contact lenses, Chips and Sugarbush covered the bits, pieces and target are as eagle eyed Ginger Cookie, WMPFL, detected an attachment to the Clipper with the ultimatum sent from the car park at Kings’ Arms Pub in Oxford were a tall septaginarian was getting punch-drunk on his 136th minute water with signature lime twist which is not a song by Chubby Checker or an advanced model of the C123 Provider that was canceled when Convair produced the VC131D like the one pictured here from Agent Chips’ last trip to the boneyard.

Agent Chips’ VC131D

To whom it may concern

September 5, 2011

Ultimatum – Trudeau Marcy VideoGuard – NORAD JonBenet Santa 911

Abel Danger appends a draft ultimatum to those concerned about Crown Agents’ Sisters Lena Trudeau and Kristine Marcy’s alleged use of VideoGuard decoys and Matrix 5 propaganda to conceal evidence which links the murder of JonBenét Ramsey during a NORAD Santa exercise in 1996 to ‘the first live-broadcast mass snuff film in human history’ on 911.

See # 1, Bookend
Abel Danger Mischief Makers - Mistress of the Revels - 'Man-In-The-Middle' Attacks

Trudeau and Marcy allegedly procured VideoGuard decoy system for the NORAD Santa program to obtain, retain , conceal and sell pay-per-view snuff film images of the murders of JonBenet in 1996 and 3,000+ members of the English Speaking Peoples on 911

Images allegedly subjected to VideoGuard encryption for sale on pay-per-view channels such as Sky News and Fox News

Above and below are clues, pics and clips, albeit some buried in chaff:

VideoGuard decoy Fox News ‘Featured Videos Tracking Santa May 2, 2011 NORAD monitors Santa's path’
Tracking Santa

VideoGuard decoy Fox News ‘Featured Videos Break in JonBenet Murder Mystery? Oct 4, 2010 New interviews conducted in 14-year-old unsolved murder’ Break in JonBenet Murder Mystery?

VideoGuard decoy Fox News ‘JonBenet Confessor Forming Cult? Apr 30, 2011 John Mark Karr reportedly recruiting lookalikes of murdered beauty princess’
JonBenet Confessor Forming Cult?

VideoGuard decoy ‘Fox News coverage of the 9/11 attacks (First reports)’

Matrix 5 Propaganda Decoys - Earliest Mention Of An Osama Bin Laden - Conspiracy Fraud Minutes After Flt11 Hit WTC North Tower - 8:46AM On 9/11

Semper Fi

Yours sincerely,

Field McConnell, United States Naval Academy, 1971; Forensic Economist; 34 year airline and 22 year military pilot; 23,000 hours of safety; Tel: +001 715 307 8222

David Hawkins Tel: 604 542-0891 Forensic Economist; former leader of oil-well blow-out response teams; now sponsors Grand Juries in CSI Crime and Safety Investigations.

Draft 1 September 5, 2011 – Ultimatum by We the English-Speaking Peoples

“Anyone who obtains, retains, conceals or sells images within the pay-per-view industry that are known or are suspected to have been subjected to VideoGuard encryption as it concerns the use of devices procured for the NORAD Santa program in the murder of JonBenet Ramsey on Christmas Day 1996 or, for the murders of nearly 3,000 victims during the exercises of 9/11, will be treated as an unlawful enemy combatant by We, the English Speaking Peoples and risk being indicted for spoliation of evidence relating to alleged violations of the United States Criminal Code Section 1958 (murder for hire).”

Coded message to Barry Soetero, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Cherie Blair and Miriam Clegg; if you see any relatives of mine let them know HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST.

FDR’s brat kills Kennedyè

Regarding your 12 August 2012 plans for the River Thames, it is rather MAJIK or masonic of you to select the same day as the Roosevelt hit on Kennedy ( 12 August, 1944 ). Dogs return to their vomit and you are collectively sick dogs. Elena Kagan and Janet Napolitano will be muzzled, capeche? And found at the corner of Kagan and Napolitano is the MAN WITH NO HISTORY as is recorded in the TIME PIECE from the Plum City Urinal (attached as a pro log), the undercover branch of the Wall Street Journal not to be confused with products for pro logs at, capeche?

While Kristine Marcy, Bruce McConnell and Eric Sauve have been ‘beneath the radar’ they failed to understand that the 178th FIS was watching for threats to America from beneath the radar going back to November, 1947. Ultimatum time chumps, KNOCKERS UP.

Sunday morning, 11 September, 2011, the evil cabal that did Joe Kennedy Jr, the Lusitania, the Olympic, the USS Maine, JFK, RFK, Murrah, Waco, Deepwater Horizon, Fukushima and the Haarp Quake in Haiti will be coming down. You evil effluents will now rearrange the deck chairs on the USS George Soros and Agent Chips will be dreaming of Pastel Pleasure in an unchained world, dare I suggest a FREE PLANET. Senior Executive Service, City of London, Vatican City, stand down. Or be mown down. Do you fear the Grim Reaper? You have until SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN to switch sides according to SWITCHBLADE CROSS.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk in Oxford, England, Agent Chips and some laughing little girls will be swinging and singing this song as for the hungover perverts, a sad morning will coming down as Abel Danger declares victory in accordance with God’s written word in Proverbs 21:31

31 The horse is made ready for the day of battle, but victory rests with the LORD. Believing that the LORD has ordained victory, Abel Danger will soon REST ITS CASE.

Late, very late evening Chips and the Green Eyed Lady were performing and indepth security probe of each other and at 4 hours and 13 minutes into the undercover stakeout a hint of ‘clover’ was SNIPHed out by Chips causing the Green Eyed Lady to wonder if urethral meatus was an ancient seaman or a United States Marine about ready avenge the horrid treatment by his United States of America of the Pima Indian, Ira C. Hayes, who had 2 of the 13 hands in the IWO JIMA monument. As she reached for the Minnesota Vikings tube sock, Chips went uptempo and as the shy Abel Danger ass-set salvoed Agent Chips returned volley causing them each to miss and Immediate Clipper from MOLTEN IRON who once wore a raincoat.

The Paraurethral, or "Skene's Glands" in Scientific Literature

Victory Celebrant Atomic Betty Immediate Clipper to Agents Bean and Banzai Pipeline at Molly’s-on-Main, Umbrellaman, Hamish, Marquis d’Cartier and all plays in Amalgam TURGID WARRIOR: “This message needs to get to Agent Chips ImmediatelyMyself, Miss Jones, Miss A W Jones, have discovered the Tuvalu transmission that hooks the Big Cajuna to the ditsy Tuna! In a hacked conversation between Tuvalu’s Alberta Darling and NAPAWASH’ “frogface” it was stated that Michelle Obama extorted Illinois and Chicago pension fund managers to buy Permira VideoGuard in a joint venture with Elisabeth Murdoch to conceal Matrix 5 propaganda and pay-per-view snuff films on 9/11! Suggest a face to face during David Icke’s presentation to Agent Chips in Cleveland this November. Atomic Betty, from a lonely bridge near Niagara Ont.”

Following the exploculations the Green Eyed Lady called “Switch, pile driver, jackhammer, side oiler” to which our laconic opiner responded in an uncharacteristically glib manner, “You want fries with that”.

“Supersize it”

And far away on a wharfish quay near Liverpool a Portuguese water dog did not bark.


“I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened because at some point early on somebody or some group took a look at this tall, good looking, half-white, half-black, young man with an exotic African/Muslim name and concluded he could be guided toward a life in politics where his facile speaking skills could even put him in the White House.

In a very real way, he has been a young man in a very big hurry. Who else do you know has written two memoirs before the age of 45? “Dreams of My Father” was published in 1995 when he was only 34 years old. The “Audacity of Hope” followed in 2006. If, indeed, he did write them himself. There are some who think that his mentor and friend, Bill Ayers, a man who calls himself a “communist with a small ‘c’” was the real author.

His political skills consisted of rarely voting on anything that might be deemed controversial. He went from a legislator in the Illinois legislature to the Senator from that state because he had the good fortune of having Mayor Daley’s formidable political machine at his disposal.

He was in the U.S. Senate so briefly that his bid for the presidency was either an act of astonishing self-confidence or part of some greater game plan that had been determined before he first stepped foot in the Capital. How, many must wonder, was he selected to be a 2004 keynote speaker at the Democrat convention that nominated John Kerry when virtually no one had ever even heard of him before?

He outmaneuvered Hillary Clinton in primaries. He took Iowa by storm. A charming young man, an anomaly in the state with a very small black population, he oozed “cool” in a place where agriculture was the antithesis of cool. He dazzled the locals. And he had an army of volunteers drawn to a charisma that hid any real substance.

And then he had the great good fortune of having the Republicans select one of the most inept candidates for the presidency since Bob Dole.

GOOGLE: [ mccain + tim pawlenty + field mcconnell + treason ]
The mainstream political media fell in love with him. It was a schoolgirl crush with febrile commentators like Chris Mathews swooning then and now over the man. The venom they directed against McCain and, in particular, Palin, was extraordinary.

Now, nearly a full year into his first term, all of those gilded years leading up to the White House have left him unprepared to be President. Left to his own instincts, he has a talent for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. It swiftly became a joke that he could not deliver even the briefest of statements without the ever-present Tele-Prompters.

Far worse, however, is his capacity to want to “wish away” some terrible realities, not the least of which is the Islamist intention to destroy America and enslave the West. Any student of history knows how swiftly Islam initially spread. It knocked on the doors of Europe, having gained a foothold in Spain .

The great crowds that greeted him at home or on his campaign “world tour” were no substitute for having even the slightest grasp of history and the reality of a world filled with really bad people with really bad intentions. [ U S Senior Executive Service + City of London + Twisted Sisters + Vatican + Field McConnell ] = Oddly and perhaps even inevitably, his political experience, a cakewalk, has positioned him to destroy the Democrat Party’s hold on power in Congress because in the end it was never about the Party. It was always about his communist ideology, learned at an early age from family, mentors, college professors, and extreme leftist friends and colleagues.

Obama is a man who could deliver a snap judgment about a Boston police officer who arrested an “obstreperous” Harvard professor-friend, but would warn Americans against “jumping to conclusions” about a mass murderer at Fort Hood who shouted “Allahu Akbar.” The absurdity of that was lost on no one. He has since compounded this by calling the Christmas bomber “an isolated extremist” only to have to admit a day or two later that he was part of an al Qaeda plot.

He is a man who could strive to close down our detention facility at Guantanamo even though those released were known to have returned to the battlefield against America . He could even instruct his Attorney General to afford the perpetrator of 9/11 a civil trial when no one else would ever even consider such an obscenity. And he is a man who could wait three days before having anything to say about the perpetrator of yet another terrorist attack on Americans and then have to elaborate on his remarks the following day because his first statement was so lame.

The pattern repeats itself. He either blames any problem on the Bush administration or he naively seeks to wish away the truth.

Knock, knock. Anyone home? Anyone there? Barack Obama exists only as the sock puppet of his handlers, of the people who have maneuvered and manufactured this pathetic individual’s life.

When anyone else would quickly and easily produce a birth certificate, this man has spent over a million dollars to deny access to his. Most other documents, the paper trail we all leave in our wake, have been sequestered from review. He has lived a make-believe life whose true facts remain hidden.

We laugh at the ( Agent VD ) ventriloquist’s dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America ?”


16 Who will rise up for me against the wicked? Who will take a stand for me against evildoers?

Prior to my reading Psalm 94:16 I often wondered why I had been chosen to fight this battle. I know now and no longer wonder.

Why Me Lord? (Video)

A song written by an Englishman has some encouraging words at 1:23 and 2:11 for those who know few battles are won alone but that we can have a life that is fine and free. God please bless all your ‘little people’ as Abel Danger efforts to Slay Satan IAW with Matthew 25:40


  1. Dear Field,

    Your willingness and ability to act on many fronts, is a blessing for the planet, and it is no doubt too much to ask of you to sort and correct every aspect of the deceptions and delusions that embrace us all in different ways. A nanny state is not good for our Higher Evolution, though one that properly nurtures and educates us about reality could be of real benefit; but then we would not be talking about the State as it is presently manifested.

    In any event the current global management team, shall we say, spends a great deal of effort in the music and entertainment arena's, it is after all a bread and circus game for them, though actually a great deal more in terms of corrupting the soul/body/heart/mind is involved.

    In any event, there are many "strange" aspects to the music industry and here then are a few possible takes on the whole matter: 1) see, actually David McGowan's actual site for as far as he has gotten on that series ( and his book on henry Lucas supports in part your claims about a murderous, criminal psychopathic elite running the show here on earth, if not elsewhere) 2) See, also then this site.....damm puter and poverty ok just the critique of it, from it seems one who knows quite a bit about many things indeed; and this about his deceased lady love and the "black nobility"

    Peace, blessings and Aloha

  2. Here is the site that RR feels is compromised:

    Any insight or knowledge about this?

  3. Sadly,what's been compromised is the state of RR's mental capacity. This man was a frequent commenter on my blog back in 2010, created(3)pieces of artwork, attacked my partner(Esoteric Kitten)and betrayed my confidence -- I banned him from the site. He since has gone on a petty, juvenile, vindictive mission accusing us of being shills (without a shred of proof) in a series of blog pieces. He also takes issue w/us not revealing our true identities, and holds something as common as nom de plumes/pseudonyms as some sinister plot. I maintain that our personal issues has nothing to do w/the quality of our respective work product, and these silly feuds do nothing to assist readers seeking to make sense out the senseless. His recent attacks/smears/obsession w/us (Esoteric Kitten) is beneath the man.

    Be Well & Stay Vigilant


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