Wednesday, March 21, 2012

McConnell Links Miliband Raid To Bullingdon Decoys In Case of Folded Spook

The Abel Danger White House Group announced today that it has linked a recent raid on Ed Miliband’s offices to decoy maneuvers – allegedly staged by Bullingdon Club alumni as a limited hangout – designed to deflect MI5 attention from The Case of the Folded Spook*.

*The Gareth Williams murder a.k.a. Sherlock Holmes And The Alderney Street Mystery

Abel Danger’s Global Operations Director Field McConnell claims that the Bullingdons used GCHQ LGBT agents to fold Gareth Williams alive into a North Face hold all and later raid the Miliband office in an attempt to deflect the United Kingdom's counter-intelligence services from a genocidal plan to neutralize the public's carbon footprint through the $78 trillion Carbon Disclosure Project.

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“A MAJOR security inquiry has been launched after a break-in at Labour leader Ed Miliband’s offices. SPY FEARS IN RAID OF ED MILIBAND’S OFFICES 18th March 2012 By Daily Star reporter … His suite at the Houses of Parliament is being swept for bugs as police and spooks fear foreign agents may have planted listening devices. Mr Miliband has access to classified information and they are worried some of the Government’s most ­sensitive secrets may be compromised. The investigation will include officers from Special Branch and MI5. A senior security source revealed fears that Russian or Chinese-backed agents staged a clumsy break-in to cover up a sophisticated raid. “This is of real concern,” said the insider.”

“MI5 .. The Security Service, commonly known as MI5 (Military Intelligence, Section 5), is the United Kingdom's internal counter-intelligence and security agency and is part of its core intelligence machinery alongside the Secret Intelligence Service (SIS or MI6) focused on foreign threats, Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) and the Defence Intelligence Staff (DIS). All come under the direction of the Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC). The service has a statutory basis in the Security Service Act 1989 and the Intelligence Services Act 1994. Its remit includes the protection of British parliamentary democracy and economic interests, counter-terrorism and counter-espionage within the UK. Although mainly concerned with internal security, it does have an overseas role in support of its mission. Conversely, to ensure that the Home Secretary is responsible for intelligence operations within the UK, the Service may act on behalf of SIS and GCHQ even if the operation is outside its own functions (SIS and GCHQ report to the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs).”

Sherlock Holmes And The Alderney Street Mystery [a.k.a. The Case of the Folded Spook] In memory of Gareth Wyn Williams and with apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, a work of factual fiction in progress, from Winter Patriot.

"Thank you, Sherlock," he said. "And thank you, too, Dr. Watson. I appreciate your very kind attention."

"You're most welcome," said Sherlock. "Sleep well."

Mycroft began to unpack a few things. We left him and returned to our flat.

"That was quite a turn of events, no?" said Sherlock with a hint of a smile. "This changes the dynamic considerably. He's not fond of physical exertion, but you won't find a better thinker anywhere.

"Give him a few days to recover, and then we'll find that adding Mycroft to our team has doubled our brain-power."

"Seriously?" I asked. "Do you really think he's as smart as you are?"

"No, Watson," replied Sherlock. "I think he's smarter than the two of us put together!"

"You're being modest, I take it," I said.

"On the contrary," replied the detective. "I do not count modesty as a virtue. It is as likely to warp the truth as conceit. I am telling you this because it's true." I nodded and Sherlock continued. "How are you doing with your research on the Pat Tillman story?"

"I have made no progress whatsoever," I replied.

"I have made no progress on my current line of inquiry, either," said my friend. "So we're even."

"I was about to resume my work," I said, "unless you would like me to do something else."

"That will be fine," said Sherlock. "When Mycroft joins us, I may need to divert you for a while. But that won't happen until Wednesday at the earliest. In the meantime, I will leave you to it.

"I need to step out for a while," he continued. "I wonder whether you would be good enough to keep an eye on my brother while I am gone?"

"Yes, of course," I said. "May I ask where you're going?"

"You may certainly ask," he replied. "But I can hardly tell you. I'm not quite sure, myself."

The grease-stained mechanic stepped into his bedroom and emerged a few minutes later in a completely different disguise. "You never cease to amaze me, Holmes," I said when I saw him.

"Good!" said he. "Let us see whether I can pull a needle from a haystack, and amaze you a second time."

"What sort of needle are you looking for?" I asked.

"Shh!" he replied, with a finger to his lips. And then he slipped quietly away.”


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