Wednesday, January 5, 2011

QRS22 Remote Triggering Flatus Device Smuggled into the City of London - remotely triggered - Snickers from Royal Flatulence - Queen Remains Resolute

Abel Danger intelligence update: One of Abel Danger's agents while recently visiting the City of London last year November, apparently smuggled a QRS22 remote triggering flatus device into the City of London to use on Common Purpose Agents during their 'blow hard' speeches.

One of these QRS22 devices fell into the hands of Foghorn Leghorn, and last week she sent some dried apricots, pickled eggs, sauerkraut and pinto beans to Prinche [Patron of the Guild of Air Pilots and Air Navigators since 1952] what's his name. Apparently the QRS22 remote flatus trigger worked as intended. His royal laundress reports it was 'lumpy'.

The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!

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